Bromo Say What?! Presents: Cocktails for the Collegiate


 The bromo works hard and parties harder. And while this may be the case, he does so with style. Provided you are over 21, we at Bromo Say What?! would like to say that we know you are going hard at school, so we want to reward your hard work with hard liquor. Enjoy these while in the presence of good company, because nothing ruins the best drink like a Danny Downer! (Please drink responsibly and follow the laws concerning alcohol in your country/state/province/territory.)

Long Island Ice Tea
A personal favorite of all of us here at Bromo Say What?!, the LIIT (which will get you lit) should be sipped from a tall glass (it’s OK if it isn’t). We aren’t one for too many warnings, but you may want to drink water between rounds of these bad boys.
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1 oz white tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz vodka
2 oz sour mix
1 slice lemon
Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes, fill with cola and shake. Pour mix into a tall glass. Garnish with a  lemon slice. Now you’re a baller.

Pineapple Rum Punch
Something that one of us is going to try for the first time this Friday, the Pineapple Rum Punch may be the best thing that ever happened, we imagine.
5 cups white rum
4 oz lime juice
6 cups pineapple juice
16 oz sugar syrup
Combine in a punch bowl. Add ice and stir. Yum yum time.

Fuzzy Navel
This is for the bromo that likes to live it up in luxury. We mostly enjoy drinking this with the gurls on Sunday afternoons in the sun before getting down to some last-minute homework. One of us often uses it as a drink kept in his water bottle so that he can go to all the campus parties without having to drink cheap beer and ridiculous concoctions laced with Date Rape drugs.
1 ½ oz Peach Schnapps
6 oz orange juice
Add peach schnapps, orange juice and ice into a glass. Stir, and voila. Instant gratisfaction.

We hope you enjoy these as much as we do! We really think that house parties are coming back! Stay tuned for more recipes, including some of our own creation! Also, if you really want it, we’ll give tips on how to throw a house engagement befitting a bromo of your stature!


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